Famous Still Lifes

Paul Cezanne
Still Life with Apples
Oil on canvas, 18 1/8 x 21 5/8 (1890)

Marlena Johnston

Still Life with Miralax and Ben & Jerry's
Photo on iphone, 2.1 MB (2011)

The night before a bowel prep, I give myself a free pass to eat whatever I want - so last night, I had sushi and a 1/2 pint of Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby ice cream... today, I am on a clear liquid diet, and around 4 pm will start consuming 255 grams of Miralax, 4 Dulcolax pills, and 64 ounces of Gatorade in preparation for my colonoscopy tomorrow.