Picture my Hubby ~ Something to Make you Laugh

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A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man

Joke of the Day... How to Tell if a Fly is Male or Female

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies" he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, three males and two females!" he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone."




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Silly Joke of the Day ~ It's OK, You Really Don't Have to Laugh

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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."



The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"



"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.



"How can

Silly Joke of the Day - Go Ahead and Groan!!

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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.



One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts

Football Funnies

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In honor of the Super Bowl, I thought I'd share these silly little funnies with y'all... enjoy:


~ What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?


    "Give me my quarterback!"



~ What do you call a lineman's kids?

    Chips off the old blocker.



~ Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?

    Because he was trying to make ends

To Make You Laugh: Scientific Knee-Slappers

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A recent scientific experiment discovered that frogs can be levitated using magnetic coils. Magnets have two poles: the north pole and the south pole. This experiment succeeded by adding a third: the tadpole.





 

Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They're easily distracted by all the cymbals.





Geologists are the only scientists who are glad when their work is taken for granite

Silly Christmas Funny of the Day..... December 8th

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A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor

Joke of the Day - Dodge City's Theatre Group

Dodge City was a rough town. Nevertheless, it had an excellent theatre group. One time it planned to perform the Swan Lake Ballet.





On the day of dress rehearsal, it was discovered that moths had gotten into the tutus. Everything was ruined. The producer placed a call to the Acme Costume Company in Wichita and learned they had plenty of tutus. The proprietor promised to ship the much

Silly Joke From My Hubby

There was a snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail."


 





The snail was ok with this, so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back, but suddenly he sped to the front,