Picture my Hubby ~ Something to Make you Laugh

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A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man

Why I Can't Lose that Last 15 Pounds

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Thanks to my dear friend Dolly at XmasDolly (who recently did a blog upgrade and it is beautiful, you have to go see it), I have discovered WHY I cannot lose these last 15 pounds that I have been trying to lose.  I just wish someone had told me this earlier....


It's the shampoo I use in the shower.



When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.


Printed very clearly on the

There was a time..

  There was a time when everything felt like a source of smile...There was a time when the slightest of humor made you laugh like crazy..There was a time when nothing could penetrate the walls of your emotional stability..There was a time when could laugh, sing and scream without any limitations..There was a time when even the most depressing stuff could be let go without a second thought..The

Some Humor to Help You Through the Gas Crisis.....

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and MY personal favorite.....



Drive safely everyone... me, I'm sitting around with my puppies with the laptop and watching TV.

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More Christmas Silliness from the Shewbridges

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I just wanted to share some more fun that I had with my family and JibJab. This one includes Nikolaus and Alexander..... ROCK ON, people!



Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Only THREE more days until Christmas... are you ready? Are your stockings hung by the chimney with care? Again, as a favor to me and Nikolaus, please remember to keep those who are serving our

Halloween Funny

 




An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of

Joke of the Day - Dodge City's Theatre Group

Dodge City was a rough town. Nevertheless, it had an excellent theatre group. One time it planned to perform the Swan Lake Ballet.





On the day of dress rehearsal, it was discovered that moths had gotten into the tutus. Everything was ruined. The producer placed a call to the Acme Costume Company in Wichita and learned they had plenty of tutus. The proprietor promised to ship the much

Cartoon of the Day - Deer Season

It's So Hot That...

birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
the trees are whistling for dogs.
hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.
you can make sun tea instantly.
you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good

How To Know It's True Love

As many of you know, I truly, deeply, madly love my hubby Bill for so many reasons.  I talk about how wonderful he is to me and how much he does for me every day.  Because of my disability, he does almost all of the housework and he does a fabulous job at it... thank you darling.  He also helps me with the dogs, he makes me breakfast every morning, helps me with the grocery shopping and does